sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cactsus:

death is last thing that scares me like ok???? take my ass then

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warpstar:

if you want to get away with robbing a bank all you have to do is play taylor swift from your phone while you hold everyone hostage and any security videos will be taken out due to copyright claims and there will be no proof

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